The Best "No Urinating" Signage

Somewhere in the cool mountains of Bukidnon, before entering the city of Malaybalay, there was very heavy traffic entering the city center. Many passengers in my bus felt the call of nature, me included...

And that's the first thing I saw! I had to hold it, hold it, hold it.., as I, together with other bus passengers (male & female), looked for another 'somewhere' (very far away form that sign), where we could 'do it'!

Luma at passé na ang "Penalty: 300, 500, 1000 or even 5000". It does not work, apparently!

You might say 'the signage is just a bluff'. Okay fine. But, what if it's not? Da!

Hahaha! Oh well.., the signs of our times these days.., very apt!