Overheard: Airport Announcements
 
Okay kapwa ko Pinoy, at which airport do you hear announcements that are  funniest or weirdest? Thailand? Indonesia? Malyasia? China? Japan? Korea? Have you considered our very own airports?   Here are some that really ring clunky and clanky bells in my ears:   “…after completing all your counter check-in requirements, you  are NOW requested to proceed…”  Don’t tell me you have not heard that! It happens everyday at Mactan airport  and just about elsewhere. Bakit kelangan pang sabihin yung “NOW”? Tanggalin na  dapat yan kasi alangan namang meron “you are LATER requested". Di ba? The fact na nag-a-announce ka, that already means ngayon, as in NOW NA!   “…outgoing passenger [name of passenger], kindly proceed  AT…”  Bakit “AT”? Hindi ko yata na-encounter ang grammar na yan from kinder all the  way to English 5 in college. Di ba “ proceed to ” or “ check at ”?   “…first to board are passengers traveling with infants and SMALL  children…”  Ahm, ambot lang! Di ba ang “small” hindi gina...